Tuesday 26 June 2012

Improbable Sports

New Rule

Its probably best to start a blog with an explanation of the purpose of the blog, I'm not going to do that, I'm just going to give an example and all should become clear:

Euro 2012

Uefa seem to have implemented a rule (missed by all the mainstream media) whereby one player on each team is designated to make the match more exciting, to achieve this, the player simply has to give the ball back to the opposition as soon as they receive it.
Roy Hodgson bought into the new rule so completely he tried to improve on it and designated two players for the role simultaneously, namely James Milner and Ashley Young.

Milner gets his first attempt wrong and suffers for it

The Italians, Spanish, Germans or the Portuguese seem to have been missed off Uefa's missive as they have been observed keeping hold of the ball and succeeding in making the game very boring for all fans.

"Its a great attempt by Uefa to improve the experience for fans and England should be applauded for fully complying, something I'm sure Michel Platini will have noted when it comes to handing out future Euro championship locations" - Bill Weresford (Shrewsbury and England fan).

As improbable as it sounds England have actually come first at something football related for the first time since 1966.

You should have got the idea of the blog by now, its probably a terrible idea for a blog but there's nothing stopping you from commenting and sending me new improbable sports. As a pathetic attempt at some sort of blog catchphrase:
There's nowt probable about Improbable Sports

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